Humor, Jokes And Riddles

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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Pappu: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

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Pappu & Sardar were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.

Pappu said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.

Sardar sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
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