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Sweet_human1
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Joined: 12 Jun 2008
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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks! but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
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Wife to husband.
Wife: aj mere taan,maan mein aag laga den.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?
"jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein"
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Pati - Aaj subah na jaane kisaka muhn dekhkar utha tha ki din ka khana
nasib nahi hua.
Patani - Meri mane to bedroom me lage aaine ko hata do varana rojana yahi sikayat rahegi.
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Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world.
It works 24 hrs a day.
365 days in a year.
But
It stops only when
* U enter in examination hall
Or
* U get married!
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hina
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Joined: 06 May 2008
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Location: Pakistan
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| Posted: NiceFun.net Post Subject: Re: A Collection of HUSBAND & WIFE jokes!!! Humorous... |
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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
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Keep it Up. Good Jokes ... Thanks for make my day bright. 
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Sweet_human1
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| Posted: NiceFun.net Post Subject: Re: A Collection of HUSBAND & WIFE jokes!!! Humorous... |
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| hina wrote: |
| Sweet_human1 wrote: |
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
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Keep it Up. Good Jokes ... Thanks for make my day bright. |
Why Hina?  Was your Day Dark till now? 
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Mr. Khan
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| [b]Keep it up[/b] |
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| Posted: NiceFun.net Post Subject: Re: A Collection of HUSBAND & WIFE jokes!!! Humorous... |
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| hina wrote: |
| Sweet_human1 wrote: |
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
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Sadia
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Thanks For Sharing.
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