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100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman
 
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100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman

1. Working / Earning not mandatory.



2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.



3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.



4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.



5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.



6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.



7. We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.



8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.

9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.



10. Men take us on all expense paid trips



11. We always get place to sit when using public transport.



12. Easy to get a ride.



13. Men hold the door open for us.



14. Jewels looks good on us.



15. We lie better.



16. We're better manipulators.



17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.



18. We always have food in the fridge.



19. We don't worry about losing our hair.



20. We always get to choose the movie.



21. We don't have to mow the lawn.



22. We don't have to take out the garbage.



23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.



24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.



25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.



26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.



27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.



28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.



29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.



30. We can cry in public. Men cant.



31. We don't feel shy to cry.



32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.



33. Sweat is sexy on us.



34. We never run out of excuses.



35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.



36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.



37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.



38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.



39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.



40. Women are cleaner.
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PostPosted: NiceFun.net    Post Subject: !00 reasons it's great to be a woman Reply With Quote

That was only 40 things. Where are the other 60?
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