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Bollywood and Software

* DO loop
Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal
bhi rahega

* IF THEN ELSE
Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur
ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.

* RETURN statement
aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain

* Procedure call
aaja re ab mera dil pukaara

* malloc()
Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?

* exit(), suspend
Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa

* for(;Wink, the infinite loop
hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
gaate rahenge hum tum...

* [remote login:]
tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do

* [ network busy ]
suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin...

* Two Recursive functions calling each other
muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
tum, pahle tum.....

* extern variable
hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
pyar se mila hum usike ho liye

* static/local variable
Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan

* SUBROUTINE
Akela hoon mai, es duniya mein, na koi sathee hai......

* Mental state after a CLEAN COMPILE
Ek punjaban dil churake le gayee, hai...... sona sona ...... dil mera
sona.....

* Completion of DESIGN SPECIFICATION
Chanda se hoga woh pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara, nachega aangan mei
chamcham, nanha sa munna hamara.....

* FILE NOT FOUND
Na tum hame jano, na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai kutch aisa......

* Global application
Mera juuta hai japanee, yeh patloon enlishtani, sar pe lal topy roosi phir
bhi dil hai hindustani......
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