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Sweet_human1
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Difference between secretary and Private Secretary:
What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
90 Loves 85???
A 90 yrs old man start making luv wid his 85 yrs old wife he start sucking her breast after 10 mins he died...
autopsy report coz of death...........
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expired milk!!!
Make me a woman??
A woman removed her jeans, throws it at her boyfrnd n said MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN. Guy removed his jeans, threw it at the women n said WASH BOTH THE JEANS
Woman to a dentist:
Woman complaining to the dentist "I rather get pregnant then having a tooth filled"
Dentist: "Decide fast so that I can adjust the chair accordingly"
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MONKEY IN THE PLANE
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was
traveling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand
our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had
a talk with the monkey.
Officer: 'When the plane took off what were the travelers
doing?'
Monkey: 'Tying their belts'
Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!'
Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Checking the system'
Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Looking for my people'
Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks'
Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Serving the travelers'
Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'
Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Eating & throwing'
Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading'
Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Make up'
Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'
Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Nothing'
Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers
doing?'
Monkey: 'All were sleeping'
Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess'
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !
No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
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Aarti
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hahahahahaha............I like it
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Funny 
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MONKEY IN THE PLANE
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was
traveling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand
our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had
a talk with the monkey.
Officer: 'When the plane took off what were the travelers
doing?'
Monkey: 'Tying their belts'
Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!'
Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Checking the system'
Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Looking for my people'
Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks'
Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Serving the travelers'
Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'
Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Eating & throwing'
Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading'
Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Make up'
Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'
Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Nothing'
Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers
doing?'
Monkey: 'All were sleeping'
Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess'
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !
No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
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nice
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hahaha
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