Interesting Quotes

Sweet_human1

Tipping someone who hasn't earned it only because you don't want to look cheap.

Late fees for a video you didn't have time to watch.

The second-to-last day of a two-week vacation.

When your Cracker Jack has melted into one big Jack.

Realizing after several attempts that youve been trying to insert a three-prong plus into a two-prong outlet.

Banana bruises that arent visible on the outside of the peel

People who dont remove their christmas decorations untill March

When a homely person compliements you on your looks, forcing you either to return the compliemtn insincerely or say thanks without saying anything more, thereby removing any doubt that you dont find him attractive

Accidentally setting your alarm clock for P.M instead of A.M

Wondering, based on his answers, if the person youre copying from knows less than you.

People who have no clue how loudly they talk

Being unable to twist a jar open and unwilling to let someone else give it a try

How uncomfortable white people feel when black people call each other "nigga"

When your hosts can hear your urine splashing into the toilet because the bathroom has no fan and is adjacent to the dining room.

People who keep their clock set 10 minutes fast "incase I need extra time"

White guys with a snoop dog cell phone ring

Having no clue when to use a semicolon

Rearranging heavy furniture, then realizing you liked it better before

People who are not your relatives who send photos of their child at three months, six months, nine months...

Realizing you were wearing the same outfit the last time you hung out with this person

When the teacher erases the entire blackboard but misses one prominent chalk mark

Recieving a birthday card 8 days before your birthday

Dear Mom,
I really hate camp.I have no friends,and everyone teases me
because I cant swim. I want to come home.
-Dylan

When you sign the back of your credit card and it doesnt look like your signature.

Bitting your cheek on the swollen area where youve previously bitten it.

When the waiter asks "is everything alright here?" right after youve taken a big bite out of your sandwhich, causing you to grunt your response

Not liking the gift you pulled out of the grab bag as much as the one you put into it.

When you hold the ketchup bottle over your french fries and the first thing that comes out is red water

People who are afraid to step on an escalator... missed it...how bout this one...no, not that one...wait, not that one
either,... that one ---no, not that one!

People who point at their wrists while asking for the time

When youre paying for something at a store and they ask you what Zip Code you live in

When the driver pushes the unlock button, but you pull the handle at the same moment and remain locked out

the momentary frenzy that ensues the instant that a cashier calls out "this register is now open"
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m4u · Extreme Contributor Joined: 17 May 2008 Posts: 1736

Nice
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yousaf · Loyal Member Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 265

in real nice keep in touch
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Nice

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