Jokes

stayer

A young man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful
young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special
ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought
out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The young man said, "I don't think
you understand, I want something Very special. "

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. " Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000, " the jeweler
said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.

The young man seeing this said, "We'll take it. "

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the young man stated,
" by cheque."

"I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring
up Monday afternoon. "

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the young man. "
There's no money in that account."

"I know ", said the young man, "but can you imagine the weekend I
had? "
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