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Jokes Hindi SMS
Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion
ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega?
Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa
rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.
Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain.
or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna
b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
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There is only one boy who is allowed
to touch every part of a girl body and
reliable guess who is that boy?.....
Thats LIFEBOY yaar.
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Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,
ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne
pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
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Why r Doctor's prescriptions imposible 2 read?
Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d
chemist-'Maine patient ko loot liya,
ab teri baari hai'. Cheer up.Smile.
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PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi,
kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha
to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye
bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai...
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Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr
bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya
karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad)
Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! 
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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating
PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not
eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi
pasand MANIKCHAND
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Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko
mita dunga? mita dunga? mita dunga?
Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber
hi nai dunga
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Father 2 Son: Pados ki ladki ko dekh wo
exam men 1st ayi hai. Son: Usi ko dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail hogaya
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maria
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Location: Pakistan
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Why do boys go to temple? B'cause temple is the only
place where u can find pooja bhavana shradha aarti
archana aradhana shanti Jyoti priti & finaly Trupti
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Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko pati bola,"adami use
marta he jise pyar karta he." Patni ne pati ko 2 mare
or boli "aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.
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Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi
karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar
aane par gilas gir sakta he.
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai,
Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare
mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
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Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise
samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka
BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
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Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me
drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge
car me,ayenge akhbaar me
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Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja
rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....
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Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN -
Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.
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HRITHIK:Aaj Mere pass 14Car hai,8 Bikes hai,4 Bunglow hai,
Farm house hai..... Tumhare pass kya hai? ABHISHEK:Mere
baap ke sir pe bal hai!
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Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur
us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar
do,bill dadi dengi.
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Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!! Sahab : kal Ana..
Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me
mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!
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rabiya
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i like these sms. Thanks
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Nice And Cool sms
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Gurya
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Thank You very much. Nice
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This is really very nice sms. I am enjoying.
Very Nice 
Thank You.
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| i like these sms. Thanks |
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