Jokes

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Kids

Sonu: "Papa, can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What do you want me to write?"
Sonu: "Your signature on this school report card."

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The geography teacher is telling the children about monkeys that live in India.
Suddenly he notices that Susan isn't listening.
“Susan, stop whatever it is you’re doing and look at me.
Otherwise you’ll never know what an Indian monkey looks like!”

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Three hyperactive boys and their mother were playing chor-police in the park.
One boy yelled “Bang! You’re dead!” as he “shot” his mother.
She slumped to the ground and a passer-by was worried when she didn't get up.
Fearing she may have hurt herself in the fall, he hurried over and asked,
“Are you OK? The mother opened one eye and whispered,
“Don't give me away. This is the only rest I’ve had all day.”

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Jeet is talking to a friend of his.
“I’m having such trouble with my neighbours,” he says.
“Last night they were banging at the wall for half an hour in the middle of the night.”
“That’s too bad, they must have kept you awake.”
“Not really. I was playing the trumpet.”

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