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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?

Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

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A man is taking a woman home after their first date.

When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.

Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.

Man: All right... Then how about on the last date?

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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed.

"That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

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Q: What is the name of Veerappan's IT company

A: VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products).

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