Humor, Jokes And Riddles

jassu7 · Loyal Member Joined: 09 Nov 2009 Posts: 106

The Obedient wife !!!!!

There was a man who had worked all his life,
had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser"
when it came to his money. Just before he died,
he said to his wife... "When I die, I want you to take
all my money and put it in the casket with me.
I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her
heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money
into the casket with him. Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting
next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just
before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the
wife said,"Wait just a moment!" She had a small metal
box with her; she came over with the box and put it in
the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down
and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough
to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go
back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put
that money into the casket with him." You mean to tell me
you put that money in the casket with him !?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together,
put it into my account, and wrote him a check....

If he can cash it, then he can spend it.

Send this to every clever female you know, and to
every man who thinks they are smarter than women !!!
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