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Why I am Glad to be a Girl !!!
 
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Why I am Glad to be a Girl !

  • We got off the Titanic first.

  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

  • We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

  • We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

  • We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

  • Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

  • Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

  • Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... ( You got the point? ).

  • We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

  • We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay!

  • We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

  • We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

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very nice
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Thank You very much. Nice
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This is really very funny. Nice way to spend time.
Very Nice Very Happy

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